Q: What do polar bears have for lunch?
A: Ice burg lettuce!
Q: What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
A: Bipolar.
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because it's black and white.
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the POO!
Q.What did the teddy bear say when I invited him over for lunch?
A.No thanks! I'm stuffed.