Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!
Q: What do you call a very rude bird?
A: A mockingbird!
Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds! Girl: One of my ex-boyfriends sounds like an owl. Boy: Who?
Q: What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
A: Cherpies