Q: How do bees brush their hair?
A: With a honey comb!
Q: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
A: "I think it's doing the backstroke!"
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On the school buzz!
Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?
A: They got married in the spring
Q: How do fireflies start a race?
A: Ready, Set, Glow!
Q: Where do most ants live?
A: In Antlantic City!
Q: When do spiders go on their honeymoon?
A: After their 'webbing' day!
Q: How do fleas travel?
A: They itch-hike!
Q: What do you call a bug that can't have too much sugar?
A: a diabeetle
Q: Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A: Because it was a moth ball!
Q: What did one flea say to another?
A: "Should we walk or take the dog?"