Cam Girls Reveal Some of the Weirdest Sh*t They Have Seen

#1

The Debrief spoke to some webcam girls, ranging from those who also run porn sites to those who just do webcam stuff:

This is Christy Berrie

#2

Christy Berrie, whose Twitter account includes lots of sexy tease clips, told me one client wanted a bit more than your average domination: 'He requested that I turn on his webcam feed and publicly humiliate his tiny penis in my room of 100 people!' In private sessions, one of her clients asked her just to open her mouth wide and smile for the camera. Why? 'He said he loved my big teeth.'

#3

Tansy Blue said:

"I did get one guy who wanted me to set up a session outside with my car in which I repeatedly failed to start it, with the cam particularly focusing on the hair on my arms. The cam session would end when my car finally started."

#4

Miss Mog said:

"He likes to come and talk to me for half an hour every now and then about an old PVC dress that he wants to buy from me. That's it. A conversation about how much he'd love my used fetishwear to add to his collection. Again and again."

"Another guy wanted to wear an enormous pair of granny knickers and fill them with different kinds of food he'd laid out for me and my girlfriend to instruct him to use. Ketchup, custard, that sorta thing. For a finale we requested he put a banana up his butt and he *peeled it first*. Such mess. Much laughter."

#5

One girl, who wanted to remain anonymous, said:

'There was a guy who wanted me to get really stretchy knickers and give myself enough of a wedgie that I pull them over my shoulders or, better yet, head. I may have actually gone with this to be honest, if it didn't involve stretch-testing every pair of pants in TK Maxx.'

Other rejected requests include the guy who wanted her to make clouds of talcum powder in the air. As she explained: 'who doesn't love wanking while breathing fine powder, and then hoovering the entire room while coughing up her lungs?'

#6

SagenessLive runs a porn site as well as webcam sessions, and said:

He tips for custom videos and private sessions (time spent on Skype him watching me live) in which I start by wearing jeans and turn a vacuum hose on over my pussy. He prefers a dyson vacuum or for me to go to a self service car vacuuming area and record sitting in my car with the hose on my crotch.

Sageness, as a contrast to her clean vacuum fetishist, has a regular who's into something far more bathroom-focused:

'He loves to poop and pee himself. He tips for me to talk about it with him and to tell him to poop his pants and call in a pizza delivery. Although we dont say poop, it is more along the lines of "go sh*t your tighty whiteys and call the pizza man, I want him to smell your stink and see the brown stream running down your thighs"'

#7

Nimue Allen, who runs her own BDSM site Nimue's World said:

'One guy wanted me to be a giantess and eat him. I attempted to do some elaborate role play, telling him how tiny and insignificant he was, and how I'd be able to consume him in one mouthful. It turns out though, he was mostly interested in me putting the cam in my mouth and making chewing noises.

'Another one that sticks out in my mind was one guy who wanted me to do exaggerated lip syncing for him. He sent me a Youtube link to perform to, and it was a short opera clip which was repeated. With each repeat, the music slowed down, and got lower, and my performance had to get more and more over the top. He loved the contrast between a pretty girl, and the low voice.'

#8

The brilliantly-named @ThePhoneTart does phone sex as well as occasional camming, and revealed on Twitter that a guy once begged her to say "Yabba dabba doo, fuck my feet." This unusual request escalated into asking her for monkey sounds and voices of other cartoon characters, which was a bit tricky:

'He must be in his early 20s or something: I started naming cartoons I grew up with like The Smurfs. He barely knew what a Smurf was, and I'm not really schooled well in late-90s cartoons.'

She was also once asked to perform a wedding ceremony, joining a gentleman in holy matrimony with his mother's blue court shoe. It turns out that if you want to get into camming, you need to be seriously imaginative, and very quick to improvise when someone throws you a kinky curveball.

#9

So see, you're not as crazy or as alone as you think you are. It could be worse. You could be this lizard.