Cats- 10 Hilarious facts about our masters!

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 7th July 2013

#1

We all know that everyone on the internet is a huge fan of cats! But did you know Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia. And we thought the biggest problem with asians was that they wear socks with flip flops.

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#2

Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually. No wonder the asians eat them. Precautionary measures!

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#3

Cats were at one time sacred and worshiped by humans. The cat goddess called Bastet was highly regarded in Ancient Egypt. Well It's evident the cat has never forgotten it was once worshipped as a goddess!

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#4

A cat's hearing is better than a dog's. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human. Which makes it an excellent guard cat! But they just choose not to help humans, they like to watch us suffer. Lazy furballs.

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#5

Cats knead with their paws when they are happy. This occurs once in a lifetime that is, If your cat feels sympathy for you, or if you're lucky enough to spy on it doing so.

#6

Cats rarely meow at other cats. Why should they, Others can go "meow" themselves.

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#7

A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. Hide yo kids, Hide yo wives, They're marking everybody out there!

#8

Many cats don't have eyelashes. They don't really need them, they get what they want by their human slaves. No need of batting lashes!

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#9

Cats will spend about a third of the day grooming. The process is helped along by the backwards-facing spikes on their tongues. Their secret goal: World domination by looking pretty.

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#10

To help regulate their body temperature on hot days, cats groom themselves. Licking is a mechanism for cooling. As the saliva evaporates off the fur, it lowers the kitty's body temperature. Wait till they learn how to operate the air conditioner.