Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from these humans of course. Shaming people online has been around for awhile now but in the past year the amount of absurd animal shaming photos has exploded and expanded to livestock such as chickens if you can believe that. Check out some of the funniest chicken shaming photos out there.
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#1 Leave those kids alone.
This rooster gets his kicks by terrorizing children. Something tells me that the parents of those children don't find his antics amusing. Bad chicken.
#2 I'm such a bitch.
This chicken is a bitch and she makes it known. How, might you ask? Why by being as loud as possible while complaining about everything. You'd get along perfectly with my ex-wife.
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#3 But it was tasty.
Chickens have a habit of pecking at just about anything. This little clucker decided to peck at a mouse and amazingly ate it whole. Wow!
#4 You're a murderer!
Once again chickens will peck at just about anything including stuffed animals. There is no telling if this fella pecked the doll to death or simply molested it. Whatever the case, this has earned him a seat in timeout.
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#5 The double standard.
Now see, if this hen was a rooster its owners probably wouldn't be complaining at all. It's all a gender double standard and it's totally unfair.
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#6 You lazy freeloader.
What good is a hen that won't lay eggs where it's supposed to lay them? Obviously not much. There is no point in keeping her around if you're going to have to make regular trips to the grocery store anyway.
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#7 So much for Halloween.
This plucky chicken is having none of your Halloween shenanigans. She's pecked that pumpkin to the point that it is no longer usable as a decoration. What a horrible end. What did that gourd ever do to you?
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#8 You big chicken shit!
It has already been established that chickens love to eat just about anything. You know what else they do when they are not eating or pecking at things? They shit all over the place. It's just what they do. They don't care where they just drop bombs when they feel the urge.
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#9 Pecking at the keyboard doesn't work when it's a chicken doing the pecking.
When a human types by using one finger to press each key it's called chicken pecking and while it's not the fastest typing method it still works. When a chicken does it, however, disaster awaits.
