A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man.
This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found:
"Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house.
I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She
play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."