Christmas Item Designers Who Are Most Certainly On The Naughty List

It’s beginning to look a lot like sh*tmas

Christmas is the time of year where put up decorative lights on just about everything. However, it is hard to believe that this mall would think it was a good idea to light up something that looks like a 10-foot steaming pile of excrement.

Can you hear the angels’ voices?

It appears that these angels are not celebrating the coming of Jesus...or maybe they are. I feel all kinds of dirty just looking at this picture.

Is that a giant toe?

I get that this is meant to look like baby Jesus, but if you take away the face, it looks like a mummy's toe. I have been known to have some weird looking items on my tree, mostly made by my kids, but this is something that would not go anywhere near my tree.

So that’s why Santa’s smiling all of the time…

Growing up, I always wondered what it would be like to be one of Santa's Elves, but after looking at this, I am glad I never pursued it. It is clear that whoever designed this either has a sick sense of humor or they were completely ignorant of how this looks.

Someone’s got too excited about Santa…

Grandma appears to have had some good intentions here. However, her execution does not look like it went as planned. I wonder who is going to 'blow' that candle out.

Talk about a white Christmas

Did you know that condom sales nearly double in the week leading up to Christmas? If this picture is a sign of what is really going on, then people are not buying enough.

No one is jumping for joy off a bridge

This is a joke, right? I mean some of this stuff we have found will only appeal to those with a super dirty mind or sick sense of humor, but this is just plain wrong. The suicide rate goes up during the holidays, so this is neither cute or funny.

Santa’s a lot kinkier than any of us knew

While we have Santa's hand peeping out the front of these leggings, it is clear that he is a butt man above all other things. While these are funny, I will stick with my ugly Christmas sweater instead.

Santa’s a real d*ick

Many of us look for great gag gifts for our Secret Santa. Surprisingly, you never have to look far farther than the candy aisle of your local dollar store.

Have yourself a spermy little Christmas

Make your yuletides white...LOL This is just great! The idea was definitely cute, but the execution leaves little to be desired.

"Oh Butt plug tree, Oh Butt plug tree..."

I understand that we live in a modern world. However, I cannot imagine that the creator of this "Christmas tree" did not know exactly what they were doing.

T*ts now!

It's the gift that all men want for Christmas this year and every year to come. We wonder if the person who wrapped this did it purposely, or was it a happy coincidence. I mean, who doesn't love tits?

Is this a swingers’ Christmas dinner?

Whoever folded these napkins is either really confused or seriously kinky. Either way, this is probably the most terrifying Christmas dinner table that I have ever seen. It reminds me of the "Day-O" scene from Beetlejuice. I hope they don't have the same set up at the children's table.

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Okay, we get it Santa, you’re insatiable

It turns out that Santa is one kinky guy. I hope this looks a lot better once the lights are on. Otherwise, it looks like Santa really likes it reindeer style.

Joy to the world!

There are some trees that are just not meant to be decorated with Christmas lights. However, looking at this photo, we have to wonder if this was deliberate or not.

Santa’s had too much mulled wine

Ugly and utterly ridiculous Christmas sweaters are a staple to the holiday season. At first glance, it is hard to see what might be wrong with this sweater, but when you really, really look at, you can clearly see the problem the school might have had with this young child wearing it.