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#1 Superglue

Kimberly was trying to fix her broken knock off Raybans, but had accidentally superglued her fingers together.

In the early days of ecstasy production, Livinia disguised her pills as cameos to avoid arrest.

Even with the window open, Tanya could still practically taste Staci's foul farts.

Adam was busily drafting an apology, after inadvertently causing offense with some drunken tweets.

Some interesting choices had been made at this years mall Santa auditions.

Joe had been dumped. He was trying to be brave, but really he was spending a lot of time listening to Taylor Swift.

Rhonda regretted getting her eyebrows waxed at a shopping centre beautician.

Trent was trying to pretend he wasn't high at work, but his huge pupils gave the game away.

Before there were phone hacking scandals, tabloids were forced to rely on Bertha for their sleazy content.

Marcus and Jeremy were cruelly refusing to let the children have a go on their brand new Space Hopper.

Penelope had sent a text to her crush, and realized later it contained a glaring grammatical error.

This hound, name Biscuit was in trouble. He'd dug a tampon out of the bathroom rubbish bin again.

Terri was drunk enough to try and negotiate the price of her late night kebab.

Catching the wedding bouquet had only served to remind Gill that he was crushingly alone.

Kim and Tony suffered from debilitating hay fever, and were forced to spend the majority of Spring wearing helmets.