#1: Cat Bathing Suit.
This kitty looks out in wonder, eyes full of awe from this slightly disturbing bathing suit. His eyes are deep pools of wisdom and internet secretsperfect garb for a day on the beach.
#2: Kitty Shirt.
When the weather turns cooler and it's time to pack away your kitty bathing suit, don't despair! You can still wear the height of internet fashion as you jet around your local campus or mall in this Kitty Shirt. Where the Cat Bathing Suit's precious kitty face seemed to be full of joy and fun, this cat's expression reflects the hectic nature of school life. Bonus feature: there is literally no way on planet Earth to proclaim your membership of the Crazy Cat Lady Society better!
#3: No Pants Shirt.
This soft and lovely black tank top represents everything an internet guru is looking for in a piece of clothing. It's loose, comfortable, and takes a stand against the internet's most hated enemypants usage. This shirt is perfect for those warm summer nights you won't ever feel because you're sitting somewhere indoors with air conditioning, curtains drawn, looking at cat pictures.
#4: Sorry I’m Awkward Tee.
Anyone who spends more than two hours a day on the internet is pretty much guaranteed to hate social interaction of any kind. It's a law of nature. So if you're incapable of having any form of decent human interaction without coming across as painfully embarrassing, this is the shirt for you! No need to prolong those few moments when you must relate to other beings of your own species without the use of a keyboard. Just point to your chest and runthe shirt does the rest!
#5: Internet Surfers Sweatshirt.
This article of clothing was invented with three words in mind: style, style, and style. They somehow managed to capture that magical sense of adventure last seen in the late eighties and early nineties (ironically, right before the internet went live for worldwide users in 1994) by showing a Captain Planet-esque group of young heroes and heroines literally surfing all the knowledge in the world on their horribly-outdated keyoards and mouses. The only thing that could make this shirt more magical is if they were wearing sideways hats, Velcro shoes, fashion overalls, and headbands.
#6: Unicorn Don’t Believe in Humans Tee.
This shirt speaks to a very small niche of the internet users out therethose who still believe in fairies, unicorns, dragons, and the like. If you've never seen a personal blog covered in sparkling animated fairies over a foliage-patterned background with the heading "I Believe"actually, you know what, I guarantee you've seen it. We've all seen it. The internet has made these wishful-thinkers far more prominent in the last two decades than they ever had any right to be, and this tee is the perfect thing to show you stand firmly with them in their self-delusion.
#7: Nyan Cat Cropped Hoodie.
Nyan Cat is the internet sensation that swept through in around 2011 and absolutely will not go away, no matter how hard we try. It started out as a YouTube video of an animated cat with a Pop Tart body flying through space, leaving a rainbow trail while repetitive music played, and now it's the stuff of internet legend. But now you can become Nyan Cat yourself, just by donning this hoodie! It's the perfect way to drive off members of the opposite sex in droves instead of one at a time, as you previously had to do.
#8: Gummy Bear Sweatshirt.
And by Gummy Bear Sweatshirt, we don't mean a Gummy Bear patterned sweatshirt. No, we mean a sweatshirt with a photograph of an actual pile of gummy bears on it, blown up to at least eight million times their actual size. Who wouldn't want to be seen parading around the house in front of their pets in this? It's the latest fashion imaginable. Bonus feature: it pairs well with practically nothing, not even plain blue jeans or black yoga pants, for a true internet experience in awkward apparel.
#9: Unicorn vs. Mech Workout Tights.
We all know internet gurus sit around in nothing more than their undies, with maybe a soiled bathrobe on top for warmth/protection from food spillage. But for those days when you do have to leave the house, you want your allegiances as a keyboard-warrior to be known to all, along with you keen sense of the epic. In that case, these tights are the ones for you! They feature a unicorn with rainbow-magic and lightning-calling skills battling a super-mech in space. In. Space. It doesn't get any more internet-appropriate than that.
#10: Grumpy Cat Tee.
Remember that thing we said about lolcats being the mascot of the internet? Well, this is the mascot of all lolcatsGrumpy Cat! Her real name is Tardar Sauce, and she's an internet sensation. She has even been featured on the front page of The Wall Street Journal and the front cover of the New York Magazine. Here, she has been paired with a parody of the hit song from The Big Bang Theory, "Soft Kitty." So this shirt has a little something for everyonenerds, lolcat-lovers, internet-users, and tee shirt wearers alike.
#11: Space Kitty Leggings.
If you want to freak your cats out (and if you own even one cat, you know you do), this is the way to go. These leggings feature tons of tiny, adorable kittens forever pouncing through the star-scattered voids of outer space. Bonus feature: if you wear them outside, they are startling and disconcerting enough to distract all but the most keen observer from realizing you are wearing tights in public like a twit.
#12: Gangnam Style Sweatshirt.
For a brief moment in 2012, Psy's hit was the biggest song on the planet, becoming the first YouTube video to hit a billion views. Then it fell off the face of the planet as people began to realize that it's not actually anything vaguely approaching good. But if you keep a candle burning in your heart for this K-Pop classic, you can memorialize it forever with this sweatshirt.
#13: Piano Leggings.
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#14: Grammar Nazi Tee.
It wouldn't be an article about the internet if the Grammar Nazis didn't make at least one appearance.  You can show your softer side with this romantic "You're" tee. Not that Grammar Nazis have a softer side. They don't.
#15: Native American Cat Sweater.
There are more offensive and less political-correct garments out there, sure. But this one happens to be my favorite because it is laden with absolute nonsense. I don't know whether it's the artistic black and grey rendering, the fact that it's printed on a sweater, or the vaguely authentic-looking headdress, but something about this screams "you can only find this at the very bottom of the online shops."
#16: Digital Kitten Sweatshirt.
This is the crème-de-la-crème of internet shirts. It's literally a print of a digital kitten, forever captured in a classic begging lolcat pose. You can practically see the artist's thought process ("Oooooh, a cute lolcat! That would make an awesome digital image!") This is only for true internet gurus. Serious inquiries only, please!
