Some men might miss a woman hitting on them even if they wrote it on a billboard. These are their stories.
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Some men have so little rizz they don't even recognize it anymore. These men share stories of when women came on to them and they didn't realize until an embarrassingly long time later.
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This woman invited him over, stayed with him till 5 am, asked him to sleep in her bed and he simply left. smh.
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Speech 100.
When a man has zombies on his mind, it's gonna take more than a nude to distract him.
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Woman wants love and gets Tylenol instead. What a way to kill the romance.
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3 months of connecting those synapses until this one realized.
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A man who looks, acts, and sounds like me? No, couldn't possibly be me.
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If John Cena was here, he'd be disappointed in you.
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If only there was a Dutch guy around for both of them.
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Gotta support the sleep-over-everything mindset.
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Man wouldn't take a hint even when she was sitting in his lap. You know chairs exist right?
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Women just can't keep track of these damn scraps of paper.
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Kinda sad he'd believe it's a joke before he'd believe someone's attracted to him.
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Costanza? Can't Stand Ya!
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She lost the bet but he lost so much more.
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Does this club have T-shirts?
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He's never gonna do something that's not his job description that's for sure.
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Now it haunts us too.
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Very sad turn of events indeed.
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He'll remember that next time he's in the shower.
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She said it. No hints, no vagueness, no illusions, and yet?
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