A man rushes out of his wife's hospital room. "Doctor, doctor -- my wife's been in a coma for several months, but when I just touched her left bre*st, she sighed!"
"That's very encouraging," says the doctor. "Go back and touch her right bre*st. See if she reacts."
A few minutes later, the man rushes out again: "Doctor, she moaned!"
"Very good," says the doctor. "Now try oral sex. She should certainly react to that!"
Five minutes later, the man comes out back out, white as a sheet. "Doctor -- she died."
"No! What happened?" the doctor exclaims.
"Well, doc," the man says tearfully, "she choked."