Common Momisms We Swear We'll Never Say (But Always Do)

#1 Momisms

You promised yourself that when you had children you'ld be so much different. But here you are, saying and doing the same things your mother said and did that made you so angry! We call those things "momisms" and chances are you've used more than a few on your kids already. You're becoming your mother!

#2 Because I said so, that's why!

#3 Life isn't fair, get over it.

#4 If you make that face for too long, it will stay like that.

#5 I'll give you something to cry about.

#6 I'm your mother, not your maid!

#7 What part of NO don't you understand?

#8 If you roll your eyes at me again, I'll smack them into next week.

#9 I brought you into this world, I will take you out!

#10 If you want to act like a little shit, go lay in the yard.

#11 I don't care what the other kids' parents said, I said no.

#12 You are driving me out of my damn mind.

#13 I hope you have 10 kids just like you!

#14 Don't make me pull this car over!

#15 I'm not asking you, I'm TELLING you.

#16 If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you??

#17 You'll miss me when I'm gone one day, trust me.

#18 Go ask your Dad.