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#1 A straight banana? Against everything you though you knew!
#2 Uncrustables you say?
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#3 No, kids. Stay here.
#4 Seriously, it’s not haunted.
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#5 You LIARS!
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#6 Fetch That!
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#7 Umm… no thanks.
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#8 He’s “working”.
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#9 You DO NOT want to find out what happens when you ring that bell.
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#10 He said he needed the bubble wrap to transport “his sofa”.
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#11 He made ONE REQUEST.
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#12 Go paddling, they said. It’s “safe”, they said.
#13 It looked better on TV.
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#14 Those evil geniuses are tricking us into exercising!
#15 This is no coincidence.
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#16 Cute embroidery or reverse psychology?
#17 Suspicious…
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#18 WHAT IS THIS!?
#19 Not suitable for small children.
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#20 Cruel. Cruel and unusual.
#21 That is NOT FAIR.
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#22 Where’d all the calcium go?
#23 eBay, you LIAR!
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#24 Such awful, bitter disappointment.
#25 Coles Market Place, how dare you?
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#26 Why would you compromise our trust like this?
#27 Thought you were being good to the earth? Think again!
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#28 Proof that angles really are everything
