“So help me god, if you don’t get down from there!”
Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 28th November 2014
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#1 Are you comfortable there?
#2 “Will anything I ever do be enough for you?”
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#3 “Do I even want to know what happened?”
#4 “You know, I was reading that.”
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#5 “Why are you so obsessed with that box?”
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#6 “Please, for the love of god, get down from there!”
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#7 “What the hell are you doing in the sink?”
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#8 “Were you born an asshole? Cause I sure as hell didn’t raise you to be this way.”
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#9 “Can you please stop chewing all of my nice things?”
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#10 “First off, how the hell did you get in there? Second, how long were you in there?!”
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#11 “Am I allowed to pet you now?”
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#12 “Aren’t cats supposed to be graceful?”
#13 “Do you do anything besides sleep all day?”
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#14 “What the fuck are you doing?!”
#15 “You want to come inside?! But I just let you outside!”
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#16 “Can you stop fucking with the dog?”
#17 “OH MY GOD. I CAN’T EVEN.”
