Couples Who Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

By Michael Avery in Life Style On 6th September 2016
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#1. When he can't stop hitting her where it hurts.

This guy is expressing how he feels to his wife in the most unexpected way -- imagine having to say this every time you access your account.

#2. This guy knows how to be petty.

In fact, he should probably start a school for pettiness that we can all enroll in.

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#3. She's not messing around.

Hey dude, look at it this way: New relationship, new wardrobe.

#4. When the tattoo has got to go.

But you can't really remove it, so you transform your ex into her true self instead.

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#5. Someone had to do something with it.

And if it's your ex wife, she probably doesn't want the dress anyways.

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#6. This is ice cold -- or actually, red hot.

He must have been extremely angry to pull a vicious stunt like this one. Just thinking about the pain makes us cringe.

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#7. When the breakup was a long time coming.

And to think, they used to enjoy biking trips together.

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#8. Remember when he gave you that bear and you were the happiest girl in the world?

Those days are long gone.

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#9. This is one way to get back at him.

As far as revenge plots are concerned, we think this is a pretty good one.

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#10. This is the truth.

You can break up with your boyfriend, but there are some things that will be with you forever.

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#11. This exchange is brilliant.

We should all be so clever with out breakup messages, don't you think?

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#12. Yikes.

This is what happens when you simply can't learn to let go.

#13. Something tells us this isn't legal.

Still, before he can take her to court he's going to have a lot of explaining to do to the banks.

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#14. This one is a classic.

When in doubt, throw all your ex's clothes on the front lawn. Works every time.

#15. That feeling when love has died.

Britney and Justin was a hard breakup for all of us to deal with. That one really hurt.

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#16. Taking out a personal ad is an extreme measure.

Then again, if this doesn't get the point across, nothing will. Public humiliation has that effect on people.

#17. This isn't cool.

Look, we get it: Breakups are hard. But just like with anything, violence is not the answer. We still cackled at this tho.

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#18. Damn.

Jennifer is probably the most ruthlessly brilliant scorned woman we've ever seen.