Couples Who Get Drunk Together, Stay Together, According To A New Study

By Sughra Hafeez in Life Style On 12th August 2016
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#1 You won’t remember what you were fighting about in the morning

And if you can't remember, it doesn't count, right?

#2 You get all of your arguing done when you’re drinking

You find that there's nothing even to argue about when you finally sober up. No matter if you remember what was actually said, you got the release you needed.

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#3 You are more honest with each other

According to a study published in The Journals of Gerontology Series B: Psychological Series, couples who drink alcohol together reported a less negative relationship quality over time, and the results were "significantly greater among wives."

#4 You learn how to take care of each other

There is nothing like the bond that is created when your boyfriend holds your hair back. Bonus points if you hold his!

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#5 You tag-team to manipulate people into buying you drinks

"Divide & Conquer" is the name of the game. There's nothing people love more than when couples get wasted together.

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#6 You couldn’t keep a secret – even if you tried

As we learned on "Mean Girls," word vomit is a real phenomenon that only gets worse when you drink.

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#7 If you both do stupid things, there’s no room to judge each other

There's nothing like waking up from a blackout next to your S.O. with absolutely no recollection of the previous night. Reminds you of that Twilight Zone, episode, right?

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#8 There’s no room to argue about money because you’re both spending it on the same thing

If each of you alternate who buys the rounds, it won't take long before you don't even know whose turn it is anymore. And at that point, you are probably beyond the point of any rational decision-making.

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#9 There’s no room to get jealous because you’re out together

When you are getting drunk with each other, no one else even matters. All you care about is getting as drunk as possible and heading home as soon as you can you catch my drift.

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#10 There is hangover camaraderie

There is nothing more miserable than lying in bed in the fetal position with no one to rub your back for you so at least there is someone there. On the one hand, misery loves company. On the other, they may be in the same fetal position you are!

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#11 You can have hungover, high sex the next morning

Everyone knows sex cures headaches and hangovers. Next

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#12 You won’t argue about what you’re going to do on a Friday night

There's no longer the "Are we staying in or going out?" debate when it comes to your relationship. You know exactly what you are getting into come the weekend.

#13 Days off from partying are likely synchronized

So when you do finally want to chill out, chances are your S.O. is also more than down for a night of relaxation.

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#14 Drunk eating is like going on vacation

Thanksgiving holds nothing on the feasts you and your S.O. indulge in after a night out. People aren't quite sure if they should be impressed or disgusted by your habits.

#15 You are both as equally drunk at any given moment

And thank goodness for that or you'd be putting up with the other's behavior for much longer!

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#16 You are far less skeptical of what your other half is up to

No one is more fun than you and vice versa. Because there's no jealousy in this relationship, you're both too busy having fun.

#17 All of your friends automatically love your S.O.

Anyone who parties with his or her S.O.'s friends automatically gets the seal of approval. There's nothing worse than people who keep their other halves away from their friends.

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#18 There are far too many options when it comes to activities

You just might have, on more than one occasion, gone on a two person pub crawl.

#19 Your relationship is far from boring

There is always something the two of you are up to, which is why you are everyone's favorite people to drink and hang out with.

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#20 You have seen each other at your worst

And you still love each other even more for it!

#21 You always look good when you drink together

You go out looking like a power couple, but when you wake up, it's a whole other story.

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#22 You both look terrible in the morning, but could care less

That's what makes the relationship so fun, fresh and funny!

#23 Everything you do feels like an adventure

Because it typically involves a flask and a party!

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#24 Your S.O. likes brunch as much as you do

The only real way to prevent the full hangover from setting in is by drinking more, and you both firmly agree which is why you make the perfect pair.

#25 You have an activity planned for each day of the week

When in doubt pour one out. Or two, no one is judging here.

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#26 You both know the best way to get through family functions!

Actually, you have even grown to enjoy them; I guess anything is tolerable if you don't have to do it solo.

#27 It’s better to take shots together than at each other

While you watch other couples throw low blows at each other, the only thing you and your significant are throwing back are tequila shots.