There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"34, 34, 34..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says,"What are you doing?" The brunette replies,"Just counting." The blonde says,"May I join you?" "Yes," replies the giggling brunette. So the blonde and the brunette are now both walking down the railroad tracks saying,"34, 34, 34..." A train comes and the brunette jumps off the tracks as the blonde gets hit. After the train passes, the brunette gets back on the tracks and says,"35, 35, 35..."