They barely made it through the first few messages, let alone an actual date…Every post here comes straight from r/iamverysmart, where folks share moments just like these.
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1. Look At The Timestamps
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2. The Mistake Was Thinking That He'd Be A Good Match For Anyone At All
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3. Genius, Not Genus
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4. It Was A Simple, Valid Question
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5. That Contact Name Ain't Wrong
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6. What Is He Even Going On About?
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7. The Person Responding To The Tweet Is His Potential Date
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8. Red Flags, Red Flags Everywhere
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9. Consider It A Dodged Bullet
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10. He's Wondering Why Nobody Will Date Him
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11. Just Say You Can't Get A Date And Move On
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12. "Bonus Points If You Know Who Joe Rogan Is"
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13. Wonder How Many Matches This Person Got
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14. Sounds Like Self-Projection
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15. Somebody Save This Person
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16. I Bet He Wonders Why He's Single
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17. You Can Be Intelligent And A Good Person At The Same Time
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18. Wow
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19. It's Not That Serious
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20. She Made A Program That Automatically Swipes Right For All Tinder Profiles?
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21. The Grizzly Bear Album You're Referring To Is 'Yellow HOUSE,' Not 'Yellow HOUSES'
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22. The Vibes Are Off
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23. This Was Someone's First Message To A Tinder Match
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24. 0/10 Opening Line
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25. Clearly His Interests Don't Include A Sense Of Humor
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26. What A Catch
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27. If Tinder Is Designed For A "Vicious Capitalist System," Why Would You Use It?
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28. I Really Hope This Person Is Just A Troll
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29. It's Always Quantum Physics
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30. Most People Get Intimidated? Are You Sure About That?
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31. No, Just No...
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32. If You Don't Like Tinder Then Why Are You On It?!
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