#1
New terror threats made on the United States have motivated two of the largest rival U.S. street gangs, the Crips and the Bloods, to make a truce and declare war on both ISIS and Al-Qaeda.
#2
Yesterday an anonymous leader representing the unified gangs spoke in a Compton, California park.
"Yo, they're going to try to come over here an bomb our territory, kill our American n*ggas?" the gang leader told several hundred high ranking members representing both gangs. "We're be going to go over and get they territory before they get our territory. We're going to kill every last motherfing one of these pretend n*ggas before they kill us. These b*tch n*ggas. These f*ggots with p*ssies in their pants just like momma. We're going to f*ck them up!"
#3
This bizarre news comes on the heals of hacktivist group, Anonymous, declaring cyber-warfare on both ISIS and Al-Qaeda following the deadly attacks at the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo in France; however, the Crips and Bloods, together numbering in the hundreds of thousands, are allegedly planning an old school attack: rented cruise ships that will drop the two gangs on Syrian shores where they will sprint to the city of Raqqa and begin brutally killing members of ISIS.
"I'm sick of these middle east rag head motherfing terrorist ISIS/Al-Qaeda thinking they're all hard," the gang leader continued. "They aren't hard. We the real gangsters of the world! Straight outta Compton!"
The impassioned speech brought up ‘woofs' and gunshots from the crowd as N.W.A's hit song "Straight Out Of Compton" began to blare from a boom box.
