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As children develop, they want to know how the world around them works. And how do they find out? They ask questions. The best questions.
Here are some best and funnier questions tried to fit on that pictures.
Enjoy!
"What's faster? Fire or dust?"
#2
"Why don't crabs have eyebrows?"
#3
"Is the lake water dirty because homeless people take baths in it?"
#4
"Do you have genital fur?"
#5
"Why can't I lick my butt?"
#6
"Mom! Mom! I stuck my hand in my pants and there were two hard round things!!! What are they? Do I have cancer?"
#7
"Mommy, why does that lady have a butt on her chest?"
#8
"What's so great about a vagina? It's just a line."
#9
"Mom, where is your penis?"
#10
"What came first: Friday or fried eggs?"
#11
"Mom...my belly hurts...am I pregnant?"
#12
"What's your second favorite car?"
#13
"Why do you have pirate teeth?"
#14
"Do you have any ninja stars, or metal, or anything else you think would be appropriate for me to throw at my brother?"
#15
"What happens if you throw a tomato at the sun?"
#16
"Dad...what's a scrotum?"
#17
"Is that lady fat or does she have a baby in her tummy?"
#18
"Why does Mr. T pity the fool?"
#19
"Are condoms how gay people get pregnant?"
#20
"Why don't you get a girlfriend and make a baby so he can play with me instead?"
#21
"Do boats ever have wheels?"
#22
"Why do I have rocks in my goodie sack?"
#23
"Does Santa drink beer?"
#24
"Do you remember that ship, the Titanic? The one that hit that iceberg and sank?" Me: "Yes." Four second pause... "Do you remember it now?"
#25
"Dad, why does my poop come out faster when I sneeze?"
#26
"Is God a person or a robot?"
#27
"Girls pee out their butts, right?"
