Dad Asks His Daughter To Guess The Names Of 90s Wrestlers And She's Got A Real Knack For It.
#1 With the amount of beers Steve Austin drank in the ring, the name "Thirsty Man Kick Tummy" is actually pretty fitting.
London-based author Sean Leahy asked his daughter to guess the names of some 80s and 90s wrestling superstars, and the three-year-old did not disappoint. Although she did not come close to even guessing one name correctly, she really has a gift for turning these muscle-y, machismo fighting machines into something a little more cuddly.
#2 Winky Peanut has some harsh words for Smelly Sock Dog.
Suddenly, by changing the names of these pro-wrestlers, you get a much more interesting and much less scary image of the WWF stars.
#3 Everyone seems like a small fry compared to Big Potato.
Even when they are beating each other to a pulp in the ring, you can't help but laugh at them.
#4 Ric Flair really did dress like your Nana. Spot on with that one.
And she was certainly right about one thing.
#5
And for anyone wondering, here's a helpful key. The first name is courtesy the mind of a three-year-old, the second is that pesky "real" name: Big Potato - Andre The Giant Shout Skirt - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper Winky Peanut - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Wet Pink One - Bret Hart Smelly Sock Dog - Mankind (feat. Socko) Angry Knickers Face - Big Van Vader Nana - Ric Flair Thirsty Man Kick Tummy - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin Money Lion - "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase I Don't Like It - Kane
