Get ready to see the dankest of the dank memes. These memes are so dank that they are just dripping dank juice. You will never recover from the dank overload you are about to witness.
#1 Tough choices have to be made.
Sometimes when you are getting hot and heavy you have to make a split second decision. Do you wanna be a daddy or no? The clock is ticking bro.
#2 Robert, you're not funny.
There is just something oddly humanizing about this picture. I'm sure that Robert was highly amused by this but the same can't be said for the dog.
#3 Dad stop being such a savage.
Dammit daddy why don't you ever spend any time with me? Do you hate me? Poor kid lol.
#4 Time to get excited.
When you know you about to get laid that shit can brighten even the darkest day. It's no wonder he has a bit of pep in his step.
#5 An elephant never forgets.
Women have this uncanny ability to remember every time you've ever upset them? Oh, you didn't put away the dishes on November 12th, 2005? I'm still mad about it.
#6 Guys remember things too.
Y'all don't understand that guys have justifiable reasons to be jealous or have trust issues. I'm just saying.
#7 Getting teased sucks.
Ladies, please stop with this teasing abuse. Blue balls is a real thing and it's not fun. Think about someone other than yourself for once.
#8 It's a conspiracy.
Two horrible people in one picture. I think Jarred takes the prize for being the most horrible here.
#9 God damn you autocorrect.
Autocorrect has probably gotten more guys slapped than any other invention in the history of mankind.
