Drunk Student Emails Teacher And Gets The Best Response

#1 Student Patrick Davidson had a wild night out. So wild, in fact....

...he realized that he definitely wouldn't be feeling well enough to get his paper done for class in time.

#2 Being a responsible (and drunk) student, he was pro-active and reached out to his teacher to request an extension:

#3 Most educators would probably have a problem with this email.

Let's not even mention the bald comments.

#4 Thankfully, Mr. Martin is cool AF and emailed Patrick back the best response:

Here's to hoping Patrick was able to get it together and turn in his paper. Good yard!