Dude just stop talking! Everything you're saying is F*%#king stupid!

By Waleed Raza in Bizarre On 27th March 2015
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#1 You just referred to Philip Seymour Hoffman as, "that guy from The Hunger Games"

#2 I let you merge into my traffic lane and you didn't give me a little wave before you drove off

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#3 You and your friends keep telling me I look just like your other friend who I've never met and have no idea if it's a good or bad thing

#4 You aren't Spanish, but you tried to order your food with an accent to impress your waiter.

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#5 We just had a 20-minute one-sided conversation about the possibility of you getting bangs

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#6 You keep speaking in hashtags and actually say the word "hashtag"

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#7 You're using a brand new $600 cell phone but refuse to buy a $20 case to protect it

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#8 You asked if I wanted to watch Willy Wonka, then turned on the Johnny Depp remake

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#9 I've been telling you a story, but it's so obvious you aren't listening that I could just stop in the middle of it and you wouldn't notice

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#10 You just sneezed more than three times in a row. Get your life together