A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.