Dying Grandmother Shreds 1.1 Million Euros To Stop Heirs From Inheriting It

#1 Spiteful Granny Cuts Up Loot

Authorities said Thursday that an 85 year old dying woman in Australia, cut up into tiny pieces almost a million euros ($1.1 million US) in an apparent attempt to spite her heirs. Leaving behind a note saying they were"greedy bastards!"

#2 €950,000 Gone

Deciding not to leave any heirs her money, savings account books and euro950,000 ($1 million) in cash were found shredded in the old lady's care home bed in Austria, after she died. State prosecutors confirmed the incident but also said that it was not a criminal matter, since the money was hers.

#3 The Family Is Devastated Over The Loss (Of Money)

The grandmother is now dead, and her family were devastated after seeing all her banknotes and savings books cut up on her bed in tiny pieces. One family member reported saying, "she may as well have burned it all!"

#4 Burn, Baby, Burn! The Family Never Bothered With Her While She Was Living

The grandmother believed her heirs were greedy and selfish, and they never bothered with her when she was alive, so she wanted them to have nothing. Her note specified that 'it was better for everyone that the the greedy bastards work for what they want.'

#5 Family Calls Her Crazy, Senile and Greedy.. She Had Similar Choice Words For Them

The family says the grandmother was senile and always greedy and stingy with her funds, and the grandmother had similar words to say about her family's character. Perhaps she should have burned the money because it can be saved, sort of..

#6 All Is Not Lost

All is not lost for the family, because according to Austrian prosecutors, if they can prove the origin of the money, the national bank (OeNB) will replace it.

"If the heirs can only find shreds of money and if the origin of the money is assured, then of course it can all be replaced," said an official from Austria's central bank (OeNB). "If we didn't pay out the money, then we would be punishing the wrong people."

#7 How Far Will They Stoop To Get The Last Laugh?

The alleged "GREEDY" relatives of the apparently granny could still have the last laugh but they will first have to stoop before her death bed to collect the pieces of the torn banknotes and shredded cash! Let's see how much they can piece together and collect.