Embarrassing Holiday Shopping At Walmart

#1 It's A Blood Bath!

My favorite part of Black Friday is watching the news stories about shopper violence the next day. The joy of people fighting over a camera phone when earlier that day, yes, Black Friday starts on Thanksgiving... they were giving thanks for everything they had.

#2 OMG! She Has To Get In There!

This woman is ULTRA excited. It's the biggest deal in the world. You guys don't EVEN know how exciting this is! They got chicken bites in cups inside. You can eat them IN THE STORE WHILE YOU SHOP FOR FANTASTIC DEALS. Who's overreacting now? No one. Absolutely no one.

#3 Here Little Piggy!

This little piggy went to market... and yes, it brought along it's owner. How could they resist a SALE on bacon!

#4 Baby Friday

Unannounced sale item. FREE baby with every purchase of a Shop Vac.

#5 Her Name Was Lola, She Was A Showgirl

I'm not sure which I fear more, Black Friday at Walmart or little black dresses at Walmart. Wait.. is that even a dress??

#6 Born In Wally World!

This woman gave birth to her baby on Black Friday (where you should be when you're pregnant enough to give birth at ANY moment) at Walmart. She named him Wally. How fantastic! Though.. she did it right in front of the freakin' doors! HOW DARE SHE block the entrance. It could have been a worse story that read, "Newborn Trampled To Death at Walmart on Black Friday" but luckily that security guard was there to stop everyone while posing for a selfie.

#7 She Came Dressed To Kill

Before you laugh at her remember, she spent actual amounts of time making that hideous shirt. She's out to kill.

#8 Photo Time!

People going crazy at Walmart is the usual. People going crazy on Black Friday is the usual. People going crazy at Walmart on Black Friday is a vicious concoction that will leave us all amazed. Make sure you've got your camera game on lock down Thursday Night into Friday!

#9 The Pajama Game

I've got a great idea.. let's roll out of bed and just take off! If you have to go to Walmart in your PJ's to catch the latest deal$, it might not be worth it. Come on people...dignity is priceless!

#10 B I N G O

If you go shopping to Walmart, or any store, a fun thing to do is bring this bingo card. Mark off each one you find and the winner has to buy dinner for your crowd, because nobody enters Walart on Black Friday alone. This should take about 10 minutes to win!

#11 More Fun From The USA!

The liberty bell is cracked and so are the folks at Walmart! Merry Christmas!!!

#12

Why Cyber Monday is way better than Black Friday: You avoid being trampled and gang-banged by a stampede of assholes fighting over a $28 video game.

#13 Crack Friday

Ass cracks and $2 DVDs that's what Black Friday at Walmart is all about! If you braved the elements, please make sure your pants are fully covering you crack! Nobody wants to see that. Really. We just want to see women in see through blouses, nylon pants, and fuzzy slippers.

#14 Shop Smart

Normally I'd mock this lady, but on Black Friday I'd probably be trying to find the most comfortable place to get the hell out of the way too if I was there.

#15 Read The Signs

Yes, everyone is going to pay attention to your xeroxed signs. BTW, that 'midnight' is Thursday night, not Friday, they just put things out early to avoid the hassle. But trust me, people do NOT care!

#16 Want To Get Out?

Trying to cash out after shopping is the worst part! The lines at Walmart are unbearable as it is. Just do Cyber Monday and save yourself the trouble!

#17 Barbie Dreamland

Barbie's first crack attack is on sale! Hell yeah! From the looks of these two shoppers, Barbie is a huge hit this season. However, quit chatting and move along, quickly!

#18 Play Before You Pay

It's best to try out the deal$ before you buy. Returning things after Black Friday is even worse than buying them.

#19 Walmart Shoppers Come and Go

This is an actual high speed clip of the people waiting then coming and going at a TN Walmart from 2014. Thousands of people per minute entered the doors, and there were 3 injuries in the first 20 minutes at the entrance way.