Entitled Tinder Bios That Are Excruciatingly Cringey

By Annie N. in Relationships On 7th December 2021
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Does he think he's ordering off a menu?

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Hey girl, you had us 'Please don't swipe right on me'. Didn't read the rest but we bet it was annoying AF

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Says 'shouldn't care about looks', also says he needs to be handsome.

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Savannah, what you're looking for is a job that pays

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This list is several train wrecks just crashing in on each other.

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Why do they all want to be treated like princesses?

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Jonathan your "lovely ever after" is a fictional person at best.

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April really put a price on height and it would have been genius if it wasn't so dan stuck up.

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Why do all these checklists end at 6ft? Short kings need to unite.

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Meagan just needed a handyman and figured this would be cheaper.

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If she has even a primary school education, she'd know not to message you

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How many things can a person even list?

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Hello, I have several questions but "it's probably not going to work out"

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"Don't be fat" is what they'll put on the incel flag which is coincidentally fully red.

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Being a terrible person is also unattractive sir, so I guess we're at an impasse.

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Monique: Hates Tinder. Also: Downloads Tinder

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We're terrified that this continues on beyond the screenshot.

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Hey Tim, stupidity is what flows in you.

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