Entitled Tinder Dates to Infuriate You.

I'd say this is a red flag, but this is just yards and yards of red-tinted bs

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Kindest person in the world if everyone else died in the apocalypse.

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Here we are, splitting bills at the local McDonald's

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FYI: You lost me at picky

Special appearance: "I've lived everywhere you haven't" is the cringiest line we've ever read.

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Girl Code 101: Don't answer texts at 2am

...unless you know, you want to.

P.S. The audacity of this woman is staggering.

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If you're going to buy €80 wine, you better bring your own wallet

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Girls love it when guys literally try to buy sex

There are special services for that sir. 

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Man's making a grocery list for a store that doesn't exist

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I'm sure she gets a high viewpoint from her high horse. She should try getting off of it some time.

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Nobody cares Jack, she wants marriage now and you're the nearest person on Bumble.

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You can't be mad if you try to play baseball on a football field and then lose.

"People tell me always that i'm a good guy"

Who? Mole people?

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Ashley's honest and she knows what she wants. Queen shit truly.

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This letter should have been printed on red paper.

• Racist ✅ 
• Sexist ✅ 
• Slut-shaming ✅ 
• Controlling ✅ 
• Paranoid ✅ 
• Predatory ✅ 

Where do we sign up?

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She had time to type all this out because she didn't have any other plans that night.

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Strictly professional: Puts job post on Tinder.

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You'd still be with the ex if you could have done better than that.

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It's expensive to be a woman but not that much

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*Tries to swipe left twice*

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"My answer is no" is the only answer here.

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How is he using a phone in 1852? Must be a sexist time traveller.

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Why are you taking selfies in a Primark Jonathan?

What you want, my guy is an anime pillow. 

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That's how she keeps her bills down. It's Wall Street rules baby

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When you date her, you date the whole family.

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Shower notices are a must. Ciara has spoken.

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Do you think she wants Jeff's?

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She tried every number but he just didn't bite.

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This will be followed by a 45-minute interview. Bring your resume.

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Side note: I am going to annoy the fuck out of you while spending your money.

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Get an airbnb dude.

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Fair warning: grab snacks if you need to. This is a long one.

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