Epic Detention Forms

#1

Not only did Alex learn his lesson...

He also learned that the earth is flat.

#2

To borrow from our pal Homer Simpson...

"Meh, gotta occupy something."

#3

This kid is the 9/11 of detention....

And by that, we mean... this ridiculous note is something he'll never forget.

#4

Sure, the behavior is questionable.

But the logic? Flawless!

#5

"That's what she said..."

Funny every time.

This guy might as well be the son of Michael Scott.

#6

Flatulence problems, maybe?

It doesn't all have to be so freakin' sexual.

Somebody give this kid an 'A' for comedy.

#7

Half-breed? Is that half-black, half-white?

Half-student, half-non-student?

A transgender student perhaps?

The possibilities are endless!

#8

Really? Cat pictures?

#9

Yes, but...

Did the bro legitimately come at him?

Seriously, we want to know if that strategy ever actually works.

#10

The odds of this teacher still living with his parents are...

A. 8/10

B. 9/10

C. 10/10

#11

It looks like Johnie has some problems with the internet...

...and the problem isn't a lack of connection.

#12

Relax, teacher.

What do you want him to do?

Run to a phone booth to change? Those don't even exist anymore.