Epic Movie Scenes, Ruined

#1 Psycho (1960)

So sick of this crap! Doesn't she know that shit's expensive?!

Why does she insist on ruining every romantic gesture? WHY?

We're not here to hurt you, but it's like this.. hand over the Pepto and nobody loses an eye.

What's up with this bitch? I'm trying to be romantic and she won't stop yapping.

It must have been something I ate...

And it beats Uber in helping the environment and your mental stability.

And the best part is they are genuine, flawless cubic zirconia!

That's okay Rose, I haven't washed my balls in 6 weeks.

I know they're not talking to me because this gun is REGISTERED!

Maybe someday, if I wish hard enough, we'll be in a land where they don't judge you because you don't use a pooper scooper every time.

Honey, I'm home, and I have Crest Strips for everyone... whether you like it or not.

Wait.. My arms are to small to carry an umbrella anyway. My bad.