Expectations Vs. Reality Of Married People

Weddings are a big deal people. Most men don't realize that, I guess, because the entire thing kind of revolves around the bride.

#1 Aren't We A Sexy Couple

Maybe you should double check...

For appearances' sake, of course.

Can't wait to get home to my wifey!

That's a thing of the past, dude!

Working... on developing a stomach.

Oh, yes, sure. She's on the phone with friends, he's living in the garden.

Wrong! You'll learn to sleep with babies, toys, pets, and a lot of snoring.