advertisement
#1: Misspelled Bumper Sticker. How did they not catch that? And it’s such a large sticker/tag too!
#2: Deer Crossing. The writer of this newspaper rant clearly has no idea what the deer crossing signs are for.
advertisement
#3: Stephen with a PH. This would be understandable if Stephen were an uncommon name or something. But this is just sad.
#4: Did She Die? Gotta hand it to the person who got asked this question. That person had an awesome comeback.
advertisement
#5: We Got 49 States. I sincerely hope they meant this as a joke. There’s no way this person has managed to survive this long with this kind of stupidity.
advertisement
#6: Stupidity and the Generation Gap. To be fair, this person probably never had to press the pound key a single time in their life before getting on Twitter. If you don’t know about it, it doesn't exist, right?
advertisement
#7: Can Gym Class Prevent Obesity? This is probably the dumbest question ever asked. Is there any other class that could?
advertisement
#8: Where No Animals Were Harmed. This statements is made infinitely more embarrassing by the fact that they actually sent this in to a newspaper.
advertisement
#9: You’re thinking of a Phone Call. If this idea had happened a hundred years ago, we would be singing his or her praises. Instead, we get to laugh at them for not knowing how a phone call works.
advertisement
#10: Weird Looking Parrot. Good job not knowing one of the major symbols of America out there, Kev. Please don’t ever breed.
advertisement
#11: Earth turns 2014. I mean, what else could the year 2014 stand for, right?
advertisement
#12: Roman Numerals Gone Horribly Wrong. Caesars and Senators would be rolling in their graves if they could see these horribly misused numerals.
#13: Turn Off That Device! You would think a flight attendant would know what gives off radio waves and what doesn't, but apparently that is not the case.
advertisement
#14: Best Game Ever. Basketballs and baseballs don’t even look alike, how did they manage to screw this one up?
#15: No No, YOU’RE Not Special. This one is just painfully embarrassing for her, poor thing. If you’re not special for reading The Great Gatsby, if you don’t read it, does that make you extra un-special?
advertisement
#16: Bald for Bieber. Aside from the obvious embarrassment of being a Belieber, these girls and lots of others didn't bother to wait and confirm that he had cancer before shaving off their locks. Everyone would know their shame for months afterwards. Hopefully they learned their lessons.
