Wait, wait... 68% of men love doing WHAT?
#1 The Following Information Is Based On Surveys
The information compiled here is based on surveys conducted by Match.com, Esquire, and AskMen.
They found that men actually had faked orgasm. Yes, it's true. And, over 1/3 of men said they did it! They never followed up with the question "WHY?"
#2 From The Believe It Or Not Files
From those asked, the majority of men said that if their partner had gained a SIGNIFICANT amount of weight...
#3 Drum Roll Please
They said they would still stay with her if she had gained a ton of weight! Pun intended. Infact 74% said they would not mind the weight gain, but from the remaining 26%, the weight was a total deal breaker. They said they would break up, while the 74% said they were more worried about the person inside. Hmmm...
#4 Look Out For The Competition, If He Wants To Play Someone Will Steal Him Away
71% of men say they have fantasized about one of their partner's close friends. The other 29% probably lied.
#5 They Can Take Apart A Car And ReAssemble It But Can't Locate One Spot
Only 45% know where it is located, but they need luck to locate it. Those 45 are using Apple Maps instead of Google. Come on fella's, put your miner's helmet on and start searching!
#6 10% Want No Part Of It
From those surveyed, only 68% said they LOVE giving oral pleasure to their partners. 22% said they do it but don't enjoy it, and 10% said NO WAY JOSE! Remember guys, if ya give a little, ya get a little.
#7 From The Really Really Hard To Believe Department
Only 19% of men say their FAVORITE PART on a woman is her butt, and only 25% say her face...
#8 If This Is True Then Why Is There No 'Face Porn'
However, about 46% of the men said their favorite part of the woman's body is her FACE. Do you believe it, or not? Apparently the T&A guys were not in this survey. The porn industry is a 134 BILLION dollar a year earner, worldwide, and it's not women watching all of that.
#9 Modern Guys Prefer Their Gals To Be Self Sufficient
51% of the men said they would not mind if their partner made more money than they did. This is not strange, as it's easier to live on a double income, and if case things don't work, it makes cutting out more viable. The 49% who said they minded if their partner was the bread winner, are probably ego maniacs with self esteem issues.
#10 Hold Onto Your Hats For This One
An overwhelming 83% of the men said they would NEVER show any of their pals a racy or sexual selfie they had of their partner on their phones. Really? No bragging or showing off? Yeah guys are always so conservative like that in a crowd of macho men.
#11 This Is A Big One Elizabeth, I'm Coming To See Ya
96%, yes, NINETY SIX PERCENT, of all men say their 'Life Goal' is to get married!
So only 4% had a life goal to be successful, wealthy, healthy, wise, in love, or happy.
#12 Which Fact Surprised You The Most
Hard to believe that men gave these answers, right? But get this... 91% said they had NEVER worried or cared about the size of their sexual organs. To this we say..
LIARS!!
