Fail Fortune Cookies- You are what you read

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 20th September 2014
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#1 How pleasant!

Oh I absolutely love my pleasant time!

#2 What If...

What if someone was having a real crappy day before this and then this comes along?

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#3 Woe....

Woee man... that's like sooo DEEP

#4 You think?

Yes, sensei cookie. I will not fail you.

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#5 And then?

And then will he bring me my fortune?

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#6 Sad just sad

The value of humiliation my friends is in the power of the cookie.

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#7 Did you know?

Did you know, that cookies have feelings too?

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#8 That moment

That moment when you realise, that what you thought you ate wasn't actually chicken and then this cookie brings along another load of spookiness

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#9 Omg

Someone give this cookie a trophy! Soo right!

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#10 hmmm

What if you got this one twice? Paradox= mindblown

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#11 And then..

And then these cookies slowly try to replace your parents where lectures are concerned.

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#12 Oh really?

You cookie, are one sassy son of another cookie

#13 Hey hey

Now these cookies are just getting really snarky.

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#14 Thinking....

Better buy that shovel on the way home.

#15 ZOMMGG

What did i just eat????