Have you ever been bored and browsing TV stations and finally you give up trying to find something to watch only to end up on public access TV where they show that antique trader show? These people are convinced they have something super valuable but mostly it's all just trash. They will even give you some pretty dumb descriptions of what the object is. Well, today we are going to poke a little fun at this show. Enjoy.
Fascinating Antiques That You Can Add To Your Collection Today
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 30th January 2018
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#1 This terrible painting.
This painting really is horrible. Wtf bro, you can't paint a neck? I will give you $2k for it max. I gotta make some kind of a profit.
#2 Straight outta Red Lobster.
Here we have an antique Red Lobster silverware set. You can see that this spoon still has a bit of cheddar bay biscuit crumb stuck to it.
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#3 I don't want to alarm you but this is haunted.
This antique painting would make the perfect gift for someone you hate. At $80k it's a worthwhile investment to be rid of someone you hate.
#4 But they aren't even paper.
I feel ripped off by this sir. They are absolutely not paper plates. I can't sell them like this. I need actual paper plates and I need them now.
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#5 Its finger licking good.
Do you want to look like a true chicken master? For just $4k you can look like one of the best by wearing one of his actual suits. What a deal.
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#6 Don't you dare touch it.
Miss, this coat is certainly old but I am sorry that I can't offer any money for it. Would you mind giving it to me for free so that I can restore it and sell it for thousands of dollars?
