First dates are a special human ritual that always start out with the best intentions, and often end up being an absolute nightmare. Because awful experiences are more fun in retrospect, people love sharing bad first date stories on various outlets like Reddit, Twitter, and Reddit again. These 16 people survived their harrowing first dates, but for the sake of the human race, let's hope these were all unique experiences never to be lived again.
First Dates That Went So Perfectly Wrong, These People May Never Date Again.
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Confessions
On 2nd April 2017
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#1
Let supermin082's be a lesson for all: don't try mushrooms before a first date.
#2
If seeing a movie on a first date, it's good to play it safe. MrF33 learnt this the hard way.
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#3
There's never any reason to be wasteful, like @goblindick's date. Also, don't go to cemeteries.
#4
The girl who clogged her date's toilet then carried her poop around in her purse exemplifies why you shouldn't go number two on a number one date.
#5
Rarely is a first date too amusing, but this was the case for TheDirtyWeatherMan.
#6
@featherandFlask feels that first dates aren't always the best place to share unusual medical histories.
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#7
Some first dates go poorly before they even begin. But that can be an opportunity to dodge a bullet, like @DeborahAharoni did.
#8
Despite the best efforts, passive aggression cannot always be contained. kid320 knows this truth.
#9
A lot of bad dates, like this one Anne Thériault overheard, involve one person talking a little bit too much about how great they are.
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#10
Usually on bad first dates, people don't feel the chemistry. @MatchmakerMary's first date realized he didn't feel the chemistry with any women.
#11
There's a time and a place for crying, and it's not mid-sex on a first date, like this person experienced.
#12
It's OK to trust your instincts and run away immediately. RazorEddie should've done that.
#13
You'd think a guy would realize a strip club is not a good place for a romantic evening. @SamanthaBankey's date did not see a problem with such locale.
#14
Everyone's heard a vomit horror story. This is CatChaseGnome's.
#15
Vomiting on a first date is gross. Sliding around in a stranger's vomit, like dark_griever did, is worse.
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#16
Be forewarned: murder is not a good way to impress a lady, as repeat- knows.