From Slob To Clean Freak: The Behind The Scenes Look At What It Means When He Says He "Needs To Clean" Before You Come Over.

By Teresa Thomerson in Bizarre On 3rd December 2015
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#1 It all starts with an innocent message.

#2 She believes he's bluffing.

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#3 But he's really not! Here's his entrance/hall...

#4 One view of his kitchen.

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#5 The bed that will never be used in that condition!

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#6 You can't even get to the bed from the door!

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#7 The bathroom... afraid to lift that lid.

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#8 How can he cook without the place going up in flames?

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#9 Just across from the stove in the kitchen...

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#10 Can you imagine the smell?

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#11 Why are there papers in the sink?

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#12 The living(?) room.... how can anyone get in there?

#13 ... of course the computer space is cleanish. Need space to wack off.

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#14 Trash mountain overflows from the kitchen to the living room!

#15 So after 14 hours of deep cleaning, this is what the hall/entrance looks like.

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#21 Holy Crap! Trash Mountain has been leveled!

#22 The living room actually had a tv.... I didn't see that before. Hopefully, the lady was impressed. I sure am.