Funniest Text Message Pick Up Lines Ever!

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 5th November 2014
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#1 'I'll Treat You'

Seriously if this is a TRUE "pick-up", why have one at all? None required here..

#2 Pick The Best Line?

Both people couldn't be more polar opposite: one is sentimental, and the other? PSYCHO. We pick the one that won't result in an arrest.

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#3 Be A Carpenter

Even if you're a fast thinker, how do you come back on that line? Right! With a question mark.

#4 Space Pants

We know who's "wearing the pants" here. Whoever it is. . . they win this game!

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#5 How Are You?

Aww, it started-out rocky but in the end he caught his fish, reeled her in hook, line and sinker.

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#6 She's A Princess

Who is this? Nintendo's Mario trying to pick-up chicks via text?

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#7 Bad Boy

Imagine if this is from someone over the age of 12-y/o, right? Let's just hope it's some cute kid in grade school with a mad girl crush.

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#8 Getting International

Ratings: 50% clever. . . 50% creepy. . . 100% hilarious!

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#9 In Riddles..

Whatever Shauna is talking about, you may think she is, but NOPE she's NOT having it.

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#10 Not Complimentary

It's may be good to clarify what they mean before shooting back at them