The signs you are about to see are pretty crazy. It's kinda hard to believe that some of them are real but they are. It all comes down to this, the sign maker had one job and they failed hard at it.
#1 Shrek has been busy.
I wonder if Fiona knows what Shrek has been up to while she was visiting her parents. She probably won't be happy when she finds out.
#2 Having an education isn't important in fast food.
If you don't have goals set for your life or you dropped out of school Burger King has a job just waiting for you.
#3 What a town name.
Yes, ma'am, you are what the sign says you are. If only because you thought it would be funny to pose for this picture.
#4 You're in cow tippin country now.
In this area, cows tip you... while you're driving. Watch out for Bessie when she's on a rampage.
#5 We feast upon your flesh.
That's just what I would want. A bunch of fish going to town on my dead skin. No thanks, I will pass.
#6 The right way to use the potty.
When you use these toilets there is only one acceptable way to do it so don't be trying any of those experimental positions you freaks. Do it like a normal person.
#7 What a misleading sign.
So how are you going to be open all year but be closed for the season? That makes no sense. I call false advertising.
#8 That's offensive.
I find this sign to be highly offensive. What did those pop tarts ever do to you? So what they are a little special, they are still delicious.
