#1: Hair Dilemma
Choosing between light or dark hair is just that important.
#2: Pretending To Be Full Or Not
Just eat the brownie. I don't get the issue.
#3: Being Hair Bi Polar
So having hair issues counts as being bi polar now....right.
#4: Not Having Plugs By The Bed
Ok, this bugs everyone but I'm sure a celebrity can afford a suite which should have a plug by the bed.
#5: Broken Printer
Because it cost so much money to buy a new one. Emma has enough money to buy the best printer.
#6: Decaf Coffee
Having decaf coffee will ruin a celebrities day. It just happens to be that big of a problem.
#7: Mosquito Bites
Well they do ruin celebrities perfect skin right? So celebrities have the right to complain about this.
#8: No Free Chicken
Why would anyone with millions of dollars complain about not getting something for free?
#9: Burning Pine Nuts
Just get a chef to do it for you. You know can afford it.
#10: Bad Seaweed Snacks
When get moisture in them then there is no turning back. The world is over.
#11: Getting New Tires
Celebrities don't have the time or money to change their tires. I mean they might have to actually make an effort to do something. First, this one might want to work on her spelling.
#12: Not Getting A Persian Rug
Well it's not like Persian Rugs are sold at Wal Mart so that might explain why it's so hard to get one.
#13: Charging Things All Day
Maybe if you didn't have so many electronics this wouldn't be a problem.
#14: Not Being Able To Tan
Wait, so celebrities actually have work to do and can't just sit around all day tanning?
#15: Fur Pillows
No pillow is good enough for Kanye West. His head has become accustomed to finer things in life meaning fur pillows are below him.
