1.Me: Mum Where are you?
Mum:Leaving Walmart. Halfway home. Why sweetie?
Me:You brought me to Walmart with you -_-
Mum:OH DARN! Be there in a bit!
2.Mum:Son You're in big trouble.
Me:Why?
Mum:Because you're texting me while you're at school.
Me: Are you serious??! You texted me first!!
3.Mum:Your great Aunt just passed away. LOL
Me:Why is that funny?
Mum:It's not funny David! What do you mean?
Me:Mum? LOL means laugh out loud.
Mum:Ohmygoodness!!! I sent that to everyone! I thought it meant lots of love! I have top recall everyone now. Bye LOL
4.Dad:Hi I'm fairly new to Facebook. Mind Excepting my friend request?
Me:You're on FB!!? WTF!!
Dad:What does WTF mean?
Me:Welcome to facebook :)
5.Mum:Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mum:Did you finish your homework?
Mum:We have to go to your grandma's house on Thanksgiving
Mum:Dad and I talked. We're going to buy you a car next month.
Me:OMG!! Really???? :O :D <3
Mum: Not really. Just wanted to make sure you got my texts.
Me:...............That was cruel.