I made this dump just for you. It didn't come easy at first. The ideas and words were there, but they were all backed up and the more I tried to force them out, the less progress I made. At this point, I had been sitting for so long thinking of the perfect caption for the first image that my legs began to get pins and needles. Realizing I could not let this go on, I relaxed, and I felt it slowly open (my mind, that is). Lo and behold, my first caption slid out, perfectly formed, and to my immense relief, soon the rest followed suit. Having said all this, I can only hope that you find this dump as satisfying as I did!
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#1 Well, guys, I hate myself for including this one, but here we are
#2 Ahhh, if only the next four years could be the summer of George...
Make the double dip great again!
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#3 He's not wrong
#4 Looks like someone's been hanging out with Granddad
Also, I would kill to have legs that look as nice as his
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#5 Dayyyum Granddad, DAYYUM
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#6 "C'mon don't be a baby...Miami!"
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#7 Observe the wonders of natural selection in action
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#8 You don't say?
With all the clickbait listicles around, it's nice to see that at least print news hasn't resorted to slack journalism...
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#9 To all the eternally single people on Tinder, the internet salutes you
Never stop giving us gold!
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#10 I bet they both left it a big soggy mess, too
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#11 So it's come to this, has it?
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#12 The lunch room is a savage place
#13 Those are true friends
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#14 Interesting, the vegetarian option seems to be missing...
