Great Comical Tips For Anyone Who Has No Idea What To Do With A Baby

#1: Stimulating The Baby

This is beyond dangerous, the TV could fall on the baby!

The baby will hate music if you do this.

Although, this is fun it's not something you want to do at your baby shower party.

Please do not smother the baby in food and other items you buy at the grocery store.

Does not mean break dancing. It means just going out for a slow dance.

I'm sure as a parent you do not want to break the babies neck so please do not lift your child like this.

I don't even think an adults finger could properly fit in a babies mouth without hurting the baby so please don't try this.

Like none of them, who would think of containing a baby like that?

A good name will not come from a war criminal.

Not the ideal way to exercise while pregnant.Â

Is not something the baby should be drinking or handling. It's too hot!

I don't think the baby can breath when wrapped like that.

No weights please, just no weights. The baby can not handle any amount of weights.

Finger would not fit, go with something smaller and more comfortable.

Just dig in there for gold why don't ya? You will get a lot of golden brown gross stuff on your hands.