At this point, Mike Melgaard is basically a professional troller of complaining idiots. He first came to everyone's attention when he set up a fake Target customer service account and started responding to people on the official Target Facebook page who had a problem with the company's recent decision to end gender separation in the toy section. Plenty of people like to troll for good in addition to lulz, but Mike has truly made it into an art form.
Guy Poses As Customer Service To Troll People On Facebook Upset About Doritos Rainbow Chips.
By
Michael Avery in
Bizarre
On 23rd September 2015
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#1 Patty's seen things.
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#2 Frito-Lay started the Crusades.
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#3 Rainbow chips make couples with one FB account insecure.
#4 Gayritos + "Fagbook" = perfect night in.
#5 Josh. Duggar.
#6 No corporation has every gotten involved in politics.
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#7 What would Jesus eat?
#8 No one thinks "Doritos" when they hear "eat fresh."
#9
Mike Melgaard may be a fun prankster fooling anti-gay bigots, but it seems like the hateful rhetoric of these commenters might be getting to him. He posted this pretty serious response to all the angry people who don't seem to realize that no matter what color Doritos are, they still taste the same (like they're instantly burning all your taste buds off):