Guy Shares Crazy List Of Relationship Rules He Found In A Used Car

#1 To, many people, love is tricky and confusing.

And to many others, love is just a mirage.They may be in a relationship and still never experience true love.But every new relationship has the potential to blossom into something spectacular and wonderful, just as long as you remember the relationship rules that matter the most.

#2 There are a few relationship rules that can change a drifting relationship into a romantic one.

But as trivial and simple as they may seem, it’s something that needs a lot of effort and dedication to achieve.

Someone once said that falling in love should be effortless.

True, falling in love is easy, but staying in love always needs a bit of work. Just as long as working on a relationship feels less like work and more like fun, you should be just fine.

#3 All relationships have rules—cheating is generally frowned upon, as is ignoring your partner or flirting with other people.

But you rarely see the rules of a relationship written out like a contract.

#4 It’s perfectly normal to have conversations about things that make you unhappy or uncomfortable, laying out a firm foundation of trust and support.

#5 What’s not normal is this totally bonkers and terrifying relationship contract that Twitter user Kale Keyes just found in a used car!

#6 But seriously folks, it’s hard to even believe this thing is real.

In fact, it might be some elaborate inside joke. If not, then I sure hope this poor guy got away from her because this list is just red flag after red flag.

#7 Highlights include:

"You are NOT to look at a single girl."

#8 "You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you."

#9 "If I say jump, you say 'how high princess'"

#10 "You are NOT to go to Honda without me."

#11 "You are NOT allowed to get mad at me about a single thing ever again."

#12 "You are NOT to go to Honda without me."

#13 The man can't even look at cars without her permission! Now we know why he left it behind in his old car.

#14 Most of all though, since this list was found in a traded-in car — was this the rule he broke?

Did he go to Honda without her, trade in his car and walk off into the sunset?

#15 Twitter is trying to work out what warranted this insanity.

But most people seem to agree that this is an abusive relationship.