Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!
Q: What do birds say on Halloween?
A: Twit o tweet
Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
A: Mummies!
Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!
Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: “Don’t spook until you’re spooken to!”