In this story, the wife has been completely unaware of the husband’s infidelity. He had cheated on her for several years, and he thought he got away with it, until he receives a shocking surprise.
#1
For several years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he asked if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child, in exchange for a large sum of money. He also agreed to provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked him how he would know when the baby was born...
#2
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back when the child was born. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
#3
One day, about nine months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed and handed the postcard to him.
She then watched him read the card, turn white, and faint.
#4
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce."
