Nothing outside of death hurts more than getting cheated on. This woman decided to take out her rage in an unusual and constructive manner. And it's very crappy!
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#1 A Woman Scorned!
Many people who have been cheated on have plotted - or carried out - some manner of retribution on the guilty party. And, for one betrayed writer, that retribution was a dish best served as a steaming pile of poop. As Carrie Underwood sang, "Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."
#2 Amanda Discovered Her Hubby Was A Cheater And Wanted Revenge
Amanda Chatel, 35, discovered that her French husband, 48, had been cheating on her with a 20-year-old woman, and decided to respond by mailing him a box of horse feces. She started her rampage by posting of the affair on social media, then the madder she got, the more intense the revenge became. The couple even had a facebook page together declaring their love, all behind Amanda's back!
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#3 Turns Out You Can Google Just About Anything!
On the facebook page, the mistress had even written her a poem about how she and Amanda's hubby were 'soul mates.' So... She decided to Google about getting revenge and she found exactly what she needed!
S***express is a website dedicated to helping customers ruin someone's day with a large order of excrement arriving on their doorstep.
'Send a box filled with gluten-free horse s*** for as low as $16.95!' reads the website's cheery service description.
*Why do we care if it's gluten free? LOL!
#4 Amanda Discovered The Perfect Revenge.. SH!TEXPRESS.COM
So, brilliantly, she had a big pile of poop delivered to his front door. 'As I stared at the website with a maniacal grin of The Joker across my face, I wish I could say I paused for just the briefest of seconds before placing my order, but I didn't. In my mind, horse s*** pales in comparison to what these two clowns had done, so screw it,' she says.
'I typed my credit card in, patted myself on the back, then cried, threw up, screamed, and cried some more for the next few days.'
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#5 It Was A Childish Prank To Play But It Made Her Feel Better Doing It.
Amanda has not been informed if the package was received by her EX and his new soulmate or not, or if he opened his fragrant gift from abroad. But while she admits that the decision was an 'immature' one, she is as happy as a joker she did it!
Cheers Amanda!
